Friday, November 19, 2010

Thanksgiving....Dinner...???



So The Boy Friend and I have a great relationship. 
We’ve been together forever! 
We have tons of fun and laugh a lot…... 
Ladies he even goes to antique stores and junk yards with me and does it with a smile!

He understands my decorating sickness and helps me move the furniture, 
change out rugs, change picture arrangements..…whatever. 

But more than anything he understands my need to entertain……..
or so I thought!

Well that all changed last night…….


TBF:  Hey guess what,  So and So called and wants to have Thanksgiving at their house this year…….

Me: * blink  blink *  But I do it every year…..we already have the turkey.

TBF:  I know, but won’t it be great that you don’t have to do anything?  You won’t have to get up at 5:00am and start cooking.

Me:  But I live for that, 
I started planning this years meal at 5:00pm LAST YEAR.
I have fall dishes, 
fall napkins, 
fall wine glasses
……and my stuffing is world famous!!! 
No matter how much I make we always run out!!!

TBF:  Ahhh come on, they really want to.

Me:  OK, but I’m bringing my stuffing…..

TBF:  You don’t have to, they are ordering the whole meal in from the grocery store….

Me:  *complete look of horror, grabs chest and falls to the floor in my last dying breath I call my sister and can barely pronounce the words…….*

pre made dinner 
from a gro…
a grocer…..
a gro cer eeeee store

*with that I pass out*



THERE ARE NO WORD PEOPLE!  
THIS IS NOT AMERICAN!!!
THIS IS NOT HOW THE INDIANS AND PILGRIMS DID IT!!!


Being the crazy control freak Martha Stewart wanna be that I am, 
I  HAVE to have the get togethers, 
I NEED TO
I HAVE THE DISHES!

So there will be a second Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday at my house, 
my table
my fall dishes
my fall napkins 
my fall wine glasses
 my turkey with herbs from my garden
 my mashed potatoes ( well really Pioneer Women’s recipe ) 
my sister will my making our Aunt Peg’s wonderful green bean casserole with smashed Lays Potato Chips it  does  not  get  any better
………oh and real pumpkin pie

Thank. you. very. much.

Dinner is a at 5:00

You are all invited

Pre made grocery store dinner, indeed!!!


This table just calls out for Thanksgiving! 



5 comments:

  1. GURL. I read this in absolute HORROR. I know how you live for Thanksgiving and all that goes with it and you LIVE for entertaining - everyone knows that. Bless his heart, he thinks you'd be grateful for "getting off the hook" but little does he know...!
    Aww, if we weren't going up to Michigan you KNOW I'd be sitting there oooohing and ahhhing over your spread!

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  2. Oh My God, I want to come to your house for your Thanksgiving SO BAD! Fall dishes! I love dishes. Your dining room looks fab!

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  3. What a perfect balance. I brought tears to your eyes in my post, and you had me freaking laughing out loud when reading yours! I am totally with you. Who in the world buys their Thanksgiving dinner at the grocery store?

    I actually had to go back and look at my grandmother's boots after you commented on them. Can you believe I didn't even notice them! They would probably be worth a fortune today in a vintage store...LOL!!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog....Where do you live? I hope to be one joining you for dinner Saturday night after Thanksgiving...

    Take care,
    Lisa

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  4. I love the chairs around your table. Thanks for stopping by and your kind words! ;)

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